Attempted Murder T-Shirt
Attempted Murder T-Shirt
Attempted Murder T-Shirt
Attempted Murder T-Shirt
Attempted Murder T-Shirt
Attempted Murder T-Shirt
Attempted Murder T-Shirt
Attempted Murder T-Shirt
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Attempted Murder T-Shirt
Attempted Murder T-Shirt
Attempted Murder T-Shirt
Attempted Murder T-Shirt
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Attempted Murder T-Shirt

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Attempted Murder T-Shirt

Crows: the shiftiest looking birds in all of nature. These two are up to something, you can just tell. Is it petty theft? Arson? Tax evasion? You can safely assume it's probably murder-related. 

AND NOW TO OVER-EXPLAIN THE JOKE:

Based on old folk tales and superstitions, a group of crows is called a "murder". There are only 2 crows here, and that can hardly be classified as a group. So, therefore, they wouldn't be considered a "murder". They're trying (or attempting) to become a bigger group. Hence, "Attempted Murder". Get it?


Product Description
Material: Cotton
Style: Casual
Collar: Round Neck
Clothing Length: Regular
Occasion: Daily Casual, Party, Holiday, Basic.

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